Commenting on the next parliament election and on the some candidates who distribute meats in the election The man says to his friend : eat cause after the election you will suffer a lot

Commenting on the coming election The man says to his friend : after we will elect this man, we will never see him

Commenting on the violence in the election The man says : my symbol is the stick His friend replied : does they prevent it in the school and the begin to use it in the next election

Commenting in the careless of the people in charge The woman says : He is listening to the insults of the people as he get used in listening to it

Commenting on the sectarian events against Copts in " Abo Tesht " in Quena The man says to the police officer : I found the sheep this year very expensive so i thought to produce Copts instead of Sheep

Commenting on the slogan of the NDP in the election which says : to be sure about the future of you kids The man from NDP says to a citizen : as we comfort you the last 50 years , we will comfort your children

Commenting on the High prices of the Sheep in the feast The seller man says : you can rent the sheep to watch it for 50 pounds per hour .

Commenting on the high prices of the sheep The price of the sheep is : 2.000 The sheep says to the man : did you know now that the human in Egypt is the cheapest one in Egypt

Commenting on the standard of the teacher in Egypt The student says to his friend : I don't understand anything from this teacher The other student reply : The most most important to explain to each other

Commenting on the next sacrifice feast The sheep says to his friend : Don't worry , so near we are going to leave this miserable life

Commenting on the next elections The man says : we are going to call the baby " fair " in refering to the fair election people ask for The office man replied why this bad names!! .

Commenting on the increase of the crime in Egypt The police says to the criminal : why did you cut your wife after you killed her He replied : because i wasn't know how to cut her while she is live

Commenting on the disappearing of Egypt 1 satellite The man says to his friend : even the satellites knows the legal immigration

Commenting on the corruption in Egypt The corrupted man says : when the car move , you will be resting forever

Commenting on the mistakes of doctors in Egypt The doctor says to the patient : the operation succeed , loose the tie after 100 years

Commenting on the disappear of Van Gogh paint Man is trying to spread it by water in referring to forget the paint itself

Commenting on the Quota of the woman The man says to her husband : if you don't like the Quota of the woman , don't blame us of what will happen to you .

Commenting on disappearing of the Egypt sat 1 The man says to his friend : try to look carefully about Egypt sat 1, it is on my own

Commenting on the disease of the eyes spread in different governorates The man says to his friend : they say the disease of the eyes makes the vision is not clear His friend replied : there are many people in charge has disease since long time

Commenting on the violence and pressures on the Egyptian people The government is like a razor cutting all people in front of her , in referring to the problems facing the people in Egypt and the government do nothing .

Commenting on the cheating on the chicken The husband of the hen says : why your stomach are big She replied : the owner of the farm who is the one injected me