Commenting on the standard of the teacher in Egypt The student says to his friend : I don't understand anything from this teacher The other student reply : The most most important to explain to each other

Commenting on the next sacrifice feast The sheep says to his friend : Don't worry , so near we are going to leave this miserable life

Commenting on the next elections The man says : we are going to call the baby " fair " in refering to the fair election people ask for The office man replied why this bad names!! .

Commenting on the increase of the crime in Egypt The police says to the criminal : why did you cut your wife after you killed her He replied : because i wasn't know how to cut her while she is live

Commenting on the disappearing of Egypt 1 satellite The man says to his friend : even the satellites knows the legal immigration

Commenting on the corruption in Egypt The corrupted man says : when the car move , you will be resting forever

Commenting on the mistakes of doctors in Egypt The doctor says to the patient : the operation succeed , loose the tie after 100 years

Commenting on the disappear of Van Gogh paint Man is trying to spread it by water in referring to forget the paint itself

Commenting on the Quota of the woman The man says to her husband : if you don't like the Quota of the woman , don't blame us of what will happen to you .

Commenting on disappearing of the Egypt sat 1 The man says to his friend : try to look carefully about Egypt sat 1, it is on my own

Commenting on the disease of the eyes spread in different governorates The man says to his friend : they say the disease of the eyes makes the vision is not clear His friend replied : there are many people in charge has disease since long time

Commenting on the violence and pressures on the Egyptian people The government is like a razor cutting all people in front of her , in referring to the problems facing the people in Egypt and the government do nothing .

Commenting on the cheating on the chicken The husband of the hen says : why your stomach are big She replied : the owner of the farm who is the one injected me

Commenting in the corruption in Egypt Corruption is like snake around all Egypt .

Commenting on the spread of the cell phone in Egypt The Pharaoh says to the man : this is the first cell phone net for the fifth family

Commenting on the high prices of the Tomato The pepper says to the Tomato : you are so cool now cause u are very expensive

Commenting on the beat of the Egyptian team The man says to the impostor : find a solution to this Goat , the national team can't win any match

Commenting on the subside the government want to cancel The people brought some remains to his friend and says : this is the next material subside

Commenting on the torture in Egypt The man says to the police officer : I meant " Hassan Shehata " not any one else .

Commenting on the sectarian events in Egypt The man says to his wife : I dreamed that there is no sectarian events in Egypt.

Commenting on the high prices of the Tomatos in Egypt The other vegetables envying the the tomato and says : you are the most expensive vegetables now.