Commenting on the statements of Dr. Elawaa about saving weapons in the churches The devil says to his friend : we can't find any weapons here His friend reply : so what is the thing hanging in the top of the church . ( in referring to the cross )

Commenting on the progress of the Democracy in Egypt The man says to his friend : the counter of the progress of the democracy didn't make one kilo in the progress of the democracy.

Commenting on the high prices of the goods in Egypt The boy says to his father : this is the tomato we were putting in the salat , do you remember it my Dad.

Commenting on the violence in Egypt man stand in front of the mirror and trying to kill his shadow

Commenting on the corruption in Egypt The waiter says to important man : you can eat as you want and as you wish but please don't eat the rights of poor people here

Commenting on the problem of getting bread in Egypt People says : in the past we were struggle to get the bread and now we are standing in a line for it

Commenting on the achievements of the governments The picture shows everything is dying and the government says that she did a lot of achievements

Commenting on the troubles face people in Egypt The man says to the announcer : I like to watch the movie " stolen the joy "

Commenting on the next parliament election The man says to his friend : The man is talking to himself because he intends to candidate himself in the next election

Commenting on the escaping of the governmental employee from the their work the man says : they should put wires around governmental organization instead of the wires around the schools .

Commenting on leaving the books that attacks the Christianity The owner of the shop says to the police officer : I don't have private books for school while i have a lot of books that attacks Christianity.

Commenting on the number of help go to Gaza The man wrote a Banner titled by " Gaza help center " in ( El-Dewweka in Cairo ) , in referring that El-Deweeka needs more help than Gaza in Egypt

Commenting on the speech about nominating Gamal Mubarak instead of big Mubarak The man says to his friend : My dad says he is against the Inheritance , that's why he sold all his properties.

Commenting on the high prices of the chicken in Egypt The boy says to h is father : when we are going to eat chicken instead of eating in ourselves

Commenting on the level on the ministers in Egypt The boy says to his father : Dad there are many ministers are very weak in their work and need to take private lessons

Commenting on the democratic party The man says to his friend : since you said that party needs new blood ( means new generation ) , He buys blood everyday from the bank of the blood

Commenting on the corruption and lack of citizenship in Egypt The man says to his friend : this is the only Faucet never stop ( in referring to the corruption )

Commenting on the million pound Naguib Sawiris announced to who fin the painting of Van Gokh The woman says to her husband : lets try to steal any painting from any museum so we can get the million Egyptian pound .

Commenting on the number of the series in Ramadan The Mom says to her friend : the boy become more naughty because he is immitating what he sees in that series .

Commenting on the hard life in Egypt The man says to his friend : from all problem i drink from ( means i suffer from ) , I never be thirsty

Commenting on the poverty in Egypt The thief says : I have bad luck , i stole a wallet and it was employee wallet , in referring in how the employee in Egypt are very poor to have money in their wallet