Commenting on the Quota of the woman The man says to her husband : if you don't like the Quota of the woman , don't blame us of what will happen to you .

Commenting on disappearing of the Egypt sat 1 The man says to his friend : try to look carefully about Egypt sat 1, it is on my own

Commenting on the disease of the eyes spread in different governorates The man says to his friend : they say the disease of the eyes makes the vision is not clear His friend replied : there are many people in charge has disease since long time

Commenting on the violence and pressures on the Egyptian people The government is like a razor cutting all people in front of her , in referring to the problems facing the people in Egypt and the government do nothing .

Commenting on the cheating on the chicken The husband of the hen says : why your stomach are big She replied : the owner of the farm who is the one injected me

Commenting in the corruption in Egypt Corruption is like snake around all Egypt .

Commenting on the spread of the cell phone in Egypt The Pharaoh says to the man : this is the first cell phone net for the fifth family

Commenting on the high prices of the Tomato The pepper says to the Tomato : you are so cool now cause u are very expensive

Commenting on the beat of the Egyptian team The man says to the impostor : find a solution to this Goat , the national team can't win any match

Commenting on the subside the government want to cancel The people brought some remains to his friend and says : this is the next material subside

Commenting on the torture in Egypt The man says to the police officer : I meant " Hassan Shehata " not any one else .

Commenting on the sectarian events in Egypt The man says to his wife : I dreamed that there is no sectarian events in Egypt.

Commenting on the high prices of the Tomatos in Egypt The other vegetables envying the the tomato and says : you are the most expensive vegetables now.

Commenting on the problem of copts in Egypt The man asks his friend : why this black photo His friend replied : every problem happen to Copts i put black period that's why it is black

Commenting on the problem of patients in Egypt The doctor says to the nurse : ask outside if the patient finished his money or we have to finish his life here.

Commenting on the crisis of the high prices of Tomatos in Egypt The woman says to the hen every day you gave us eggs , we wish you can give us Tomatos instead of eggs.

Commenting on the high prices in Egypt The man says to his friend : Hamam was so successful at the beginning of Ramadan His friend says : He was sure selling Tomatos

Commenting in the tension between Muslims and Christians in Egypt Ons says to his friend : do you think they can make a feast for national unity between Muslims and Christians like the feast of love and the feast of wheat . His friend replied : they are making feast to any thing decreased so we can't forget it

Commenting on the statements of Dr. Elawaa about saving weapons in the churches The devil says to his friend : we can't find any weapons here His friend reply : so what is the thing hanging in the top of the church . ( in referring to the cross )

Commenting on the progress of the Democracy in Egypt The man says to his friend : the counter of the progress of the democracy didn't make one kilo in the progress of the democracy.

Commenting on the high prices of the goods in Egypt The boy says to his father : this is the tomato we were putting in the salat , do you remember it my Dad.