Commenting on the next parliament election The man says to his friend : The man is talking to himself because he intends to candidate himself in the next election

Commenting on the escaping of the governmental employee from the their work the man says : they should put wires around governmental organization instead of the wires around the schools .

Commenting on leaving the books that attacks the Christianity The owner of the shop says to the police officer : I don't have private books for school while i have a lot of books that attacks Christianity.

Commenting on the number of help go to Gaza The man wrote a Banner titled by " Gaza help center " in ( El-Dewweka in Cairo ) , in referring that El-Deweeka needs more help than Gaza in Egypt

Commenting on the speech about nominating Gamal Mubarak instead of big Mubarak The man says to his friend : My dad says he is against the Inheritance , that's why he sold all his properties.

Commenting on the high prices of the chicken in Egypt The boy says to h is father : when we are going to eat chicken instead of eating in ourselves

Commenting on the level on the ministers in Egypt The boy says to his father : Dad there are many ministers are very weak in their work and need to take private lessons

Commenting on the democratic party The man says to his friend : since you said that party needs new blood ( means new generation ) , He buys blood everyday from the bank of the blood

Commenting on the corruption and lack of citizenship in Egypt The man says to his friend : this is the only Faucet never stop ( in referring to the corruption )

Commenting on the million pound Naguib Sawiris announced to who fin the painting of Van Gokh The woman says to her husband : lets try to steal any painting from any museum so we can get the million Egyptian pound .

Commenting on the number of the series in Ramadan The Mom says to her friend : the boy become more naughty because he is immitating what he sees in that series .

Commenting on the hard life in Egypt The man says to his friend : from all problem i drink from ( means i suffer from ) , I never be thirsty

Commenting on the poverty in Egypt The thief says : I have bad luck , i stole a wallet and it was employee wallet , in referring in how the employee in Egypt are very poor to have money in their wallet

Commenting on the high prices in Egypt The man see the price of meat is about 70 Egyptian pound so he is wondering and say if the devil are not prisoned so how much it would be ?

Commenting on the corruption in Egypt The man says to his friend : The bird and swine flu gone and the one one remain is the corruption flu

Commenting on the corruption in Egypt The small man says : this is the big one who was with us 50 years ago ( referring to the corruption )

Commenting on the increase of the sectarian events in Egypt The man says : I hope that the sectarian events to increase to be more corrupted without any one feel

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Commenting on the Van Gogh theft The man says : Egypt is the first painting stoles 50 years ago

Commenting on the cut off the electricity in Egypt The magic man says to the one who asks for requests : it is not reasonable to ask me of any anything before the electricity back again

Commenting on the yellow newspaper that writes fake about copts The journalist says : we didn't catch to write fake news about copts today The chief in editor says : So how will we buy today ??