Commenting on the crisis of the drugs in Egypt One says to his friend after the drug problems , we need to go abroad to get this drugs.

Commenting on the visiting of the minster of education to the schools The minister says in his visiting to the school : just one student in the class The person says : No sir , I'm not student , I'm electrician

Commenting on the high rank position for people in charge One says to his friend : I stole and embezzled so what i need else to be VIP

Commenting on the continues crisis in Egypt The people are strikes even because the lack of " Hashish " in Egypt

Commenting on the relation between high prices and subside in Egypt The man is walking on a line of the subside and the high prices will shake him to get down

Commenting on the high prices of the meat The Butcher says : crazy meat The buyer is watching and sad

Commenting on the strike of 6 April movement Egypt 1950 : Fighting occupation Egypt 1975 : Fighting high prices Egypt 2000 : Fighting corruption Egypt 2025 : The Citizen loves the corruption

Commenting on the spring feast The lady says to her husband : The color of eggs are black like the nature of days we live right now

Commenting on the behavior of the husband The husband says : I gave the hen hot water In order to down-boiled eggs

Commenting on the celebration of the easter In that day we remember the martyrs of Nagaa Hammadi whom killed in Christmas

Commenting on the Resurrection of Jesus Christ It is mentioned on the bible : bless my nation Egypt

Commenting on the corruption i n Egypt The prime minister of Egypt allows the corruption to be every in the same time he collects the tax from the poor people

Commenting on the high prices in Egypt The doctor says to the father: Do you want boy or girl ? The father answered : I want a Buffalo

Commenting on the celebrating the palm Sunday The priest says to the family : Jesus enter to Jerusalem , hope to enter our hearts

Commenting on the demands to amend the constitution A husband says to his wife : why did you wake me up ? they were near to amend the constitution

Commenting on the family problems in Egypt Mom says to her boy : come and kiss you aunt honey The boy replied : No Mom because I'm afraid to hit me like my Dad

Commenting on appointing the woman on the judge field One says to his boss : I can't see my wife boss because she wants to be Judge

Commenting on fanaticism Fanaticism every where in Egypt and from this fanaticism its bleeding everywhere

Commenting on the persecution of Copts Man says to his wife : the football player who asked me to marry your daughter has Cruciform ligament ( the translation in Arabic like cross ligament ) , so I will never agree to marry our daughter

Commenting in the mother's day A boy says to his mother : I'm sorry Mom I couldn't bring present to you Mother says : No problem my son , I know that you can't even find away to feed yourself

Commenting on the Democracy in Egypt Egypt backward to behind cause of lacking democracy