Commenting on the sectarian events last times One says to his friend : we have good relation with each other as Muslims and Christians the other one replies : you can read the methods of education and you will know

Commenting on the books attacking the Christianity an owner for library says : without this books attacking the Christianity , ,i would never sell any book

Commenting on the political activities of El-Bradie last few days The constitution will stop El-Bradie to candidate himself to the next election

After releasing the killers of the father of the youth in Manashy village One says to his friend : if all people who make crimes against Copts have been punished before , we would never see any crimes or violence against Copts

Commenting on the crisis of the bread The monkey says to his friend : All farmers now are standing in row to get the bread instead of making it

Commenting on the activities of El-Baradie in the last few days The hand of the political regime can fall down all their works like that way .

Commenting on the High prices The High prices says to the subsidy : hands up! and surrender

Commenting on the attack of Journalism on Youssef Ghaly One says to Ghaly : the one who love you pass any mistakes and the one who hates you wish you to make mistakes

Commenting on the crisis of the butane gas cylinder The man says to the lady : this is Chinese butane gas cylinder , by 2.5 and 7.5

Commenting on the crisis of building the churches Woman asks for permission to set night Club The Employee says : just a second and the permission will be ready

Commenting on the crisis of the Gas butane cylinder in Egypt What gas butane cylinder you want to change, you have to change the government first

Commenting on the performance of the government A man says to the mosquito : The government hurt me before you did

Commenting on the gas crisis A woman says to the man who is sad because the death of her husband using a butane gas cylinder : I"m not sad cause he committed sucide but because he used the only butane gas cylinder we have !!

Commenting on the crisis of the gas A man ask another one walk with a veil woman : Is it butane gas cylinder ? The man answers : don't you see , it is not butane gas cylinder

Commenting on the crisis of gas in Egypt One says to his uncle : Uncle don't talk about the apartment or furniture , i have got butane gas cylinders

Commenting on the crisis of the gas in Egypt a Wife says to her husband : What story do you want me to narrate it now , go and get the gas first

Commenting on the corruption in Egypt : The fanaticism is a result of corruption

Commenting on the won of the Egyptian national team A boy says to his grandfather : you are not my grandfather ( Gido ) , cause if you are Gido , they were honor you with the coach Hassan Shehaata

Commenting on the kiss of Zidan to his girl friend One says to his friend : if Zidan did like that before we were in World cup now

Commenting on the won of the Egyptian national team by African cup Ghaly , the minister of finance says : we think in a new tax to collect it from the people by the occasion of any victory in a football game after that .

Commenting on the won of the Egyptian national team by African cup One says to his friend : This is a new view to the box of the election to encourage people to participate