The veiled woman says to the man : I'm afraid that dad could see me with you , The man replyes when i see you first , you can be afraid .

The male hen says to the female one : put into your consideration that we are going to make medical check before marriage

Arab leader says to another one : can you see that obama take the nobel prize while he didn't complet one year in authority while we stayed more than 25 years and we didn't take it !!

The patient says to the pharmasist : do you have anti corruption ? , The pharmasist said no one ask for this anti

Obama said Hi in Cairo university that's why he won the Nobel Prize

In the past we were irrigating our land by the normal water now we are using the sewage water

The youth national team wear listeining to Patriotic songs to love Egypt more but it seems that they love themselves more and more .

The Doctor says to the patient that he is going to make an operation for him to remove the appendix for free in return of taking the liver and the kidney.

The announcer : What song do you like to listen to in the occasion of 6 October? ,The Israel man :Hope this night to pass

The black clouds are the copts' problem which never disappeared

It seems that they fight increase in population not swin flu

Man says to the waiter : 2 bread please cause they lack of finding bread in normal way

The government ignores the rights of the copts by reading the news of attacking on copts by wrong way

Police officer : What is your name ? Th suspect on attacking copts : Philanthropist

Egyptian media became so bad , How do you evaluate it ?

Farouk Hosni suffered from fanaticism in the election of unesco , so can they understand now how much it is difficult to to be fanatic to get what you deserve to take !!!

The Barber of happiness : No one of customers remain , don't know why ?

Snake is the fanaticism in Egypt , Flowers are the copts' rights

Where do you think we can find corruption on the map ?

Corruption 1:Why cartonist draw us as devil?, Corruption2 :cause they are Envious

Man : Women like to pretend by making alot of cakes for feast Woman : don't be worried , the fist one is the only one fill and the rest is empty.